Muplih’s Saturday Night
Muplih : my name is
muplih. Today I want to express my love to a girl that I think is very suitable
in my heart, not like my former target girl friend.
*flashback
Muplih : Sis……
Siska : (looking at muplih) Yes, what’s wrong?
Muplih : Let’s go back home together. There is something I want to tell you.
Siska : Hmm… What is it about?
Muplih : Just follow me, okay?
Siska : Where? To the mall? To eat? You will pay for it, won’t you? How will we go there?
Muplih : Let’s go with me. We will go by that vehicle (pointing at the vehicle)
Siska : (interested) Oh, allright.. Let’s go!
Siska : (looking at muplih) Yes, what’s wrong?
Muplih : Let’s go back home together. There is something I want to tell you.
Siska : Hmm… What is it about?
Muplih : Just follow me, okay?
Siska : Where? To the mall? To eat? You will pay for it, won’t you? How will we go there?
Muplih : Let’s go with me. We will go by that vehicle (pointing at the vehicle)
Siska : (interested) Oh, allright.. Let’s go!
*Suddenly someone comes
toward the car
Faris :
Sorry… excuse me, I’m in hurry!
Siska : (poker face) Isn’t it your car? Then who’s riding it?
Muplih : What?! Car ?
Siska : Yes, we will go by car, won’t we?
Muplih : Yes, this is Pegile, my lovely motorcycle
Siska : (poker face) Isn’t it your car? Then who’s riding it?
Muplih : What?! Car ?
Siska : Yes, we will go by car, won’t we?
Muplih : Yes, this is Pegile, my lovely motorcycle
Siska
: (take the bag) Oh we go now? Oh my God, why I can’t forget.
(suddenly Siska’s cellphone is ringing)
Muplih : Why your cellphone is ringing? You are in the call,
right?
Siska : What a shame, ohhh...Sorry mup, i must go now. Bye..
Muplih : But.....Siska.....(poker face) I’ll never stop loving you siska.
Siska :
Bullshit poor man!
Muplih : Actually it’s makes me sad, but that is the old story. (Look at
the watch) Hmmm.... it is 2 o’clock p.m and 10minutes more I must pickup my prospective girlfriend.
(suddenly)......
Muplih : Oh my God, usually I don’t
defecate at this time.
Faris : What happen with you bro?
Muplih : Please help me Ris, pickup Dessy. I want to
pickup her, but i think I must go to bathroom now.
Faris : What? Pickup? Dessy? Your target girl?
Muplih : Yes, please, you will help me.
Right?
Faris : But Muplih I must go now.
Muplih : Oohh come on you are the best
friend I ever had, right?
Faris : Oh God, okay okay I will do it Muplih.
(on the way)
Faris : (look at the address) Hmmm, I think it is
Dessy’s house. Okay I will knock the door.
(in front of the door)
Tokk....tok.....tok.....
Dessy : Hey, who are you?
Faris : You are dessy, aren’t you? I am Faris. I
was asked to pick you up.
Dessy : We go by the car, right? Because it is hot.
Faris : No, We don’t have a car, we go by that
motorcycle.
Dessy : By thas motorcycle? (pointed motorcycle)
Faris : Yes, this is Pegile, Muplih’s motorcycle.
Dessy : Hemmm, I don’t want if we must go with the
motorcycle.
Faris : So? But muplih is waiting for you
Dessy : I don’t care!!!!!
(Faris decide to call
Muplih)
Faris : Hello, Muplih!
Muplih : What happen Faris?
Faris : Dessy don’t want go with the motor cycle.
So? What I must do?
Muplih : Ohh come on Faris. Think with your brain!
Give many reason to invite her
Faris : She is your target girl, so? Why I busy
with your target girl?
Muplih : Ohh come on bro. You are the bestfriend that
I ever had, right?
Faris : Okay okay, always the same reason.
Muplih : Okay see you at house Faris.
(ending the call)
Faris : Come on, Dessy, go with me now.
Dessy : I said I don’t want if we must go with the
motorcycle.
Faris : Do you know? That motorcycle is Muplih’s
lovely motorcycle, do you want to try it?
Dessy : I said I don’t want!!!
Faris : Okay, let me treat you at the cafe, but you
must go with me with this motorcycle.
Dessy : Hmmmmmmm.......
Faris : come on Dessy.....do you want it?
Dessy : Hmmmmm okay, we can go now.
(when they arrive at
the cafe)
Faris : We eat at this cafe, but don’t eat too
much.
Dessy : It is up to me,right? You said that you
will treat me
Faris : okay okay up to you Des (poker face)
Dessy : By the way where is Muplih?
Faris : He has some bussiness Des.
Dessy : What kind of bussiness Faris?
Faris : Hmmmm....It is important for you?
Dessy : No, that is not important. But i want to
know.
Faris : I don’t know! Come on we eat now!
Dessy : Okay, c’mon Faris. The important thing is
EAT!
(at the cafe)
Dessy : so Faris, since when you know Muplih?
Faris : It’s very long time, I know him so well.
Until I know about his bad habit.
Dessy : So tell me about his bad habit.
Faris : One of his bad habit is he always snore
when sleep. And it really make our house noisy.
Dessy : Both of you live together in one house,
right?
Faris : Yes, eat together, drink together, sleep
together.
Dessy : And also take a bath together?
Faris : No! Except take a bath together.
Dessy : Oohh I see, by the way, do you have a
girlfriend?
Faris : Of course, her name is Nurul,
Mr.Syamsudin’s daughter, my neighbors.
Dessy : Is she beautiful girl?
Faris : Yes she is, and you also beautiful Des.
Dessy : Don’t say like that Faris.
(suddenly the waiter come)
Faris : You’re Siska, aren’s
you?
Siska : And you are Faris,
aren’t you?
Faris : Yes, why you can here?
Siska : This is my father’s
café.
Faris : Oh, I see, so you help
your father in here?
Dessy : Wait Faris, who is she?
Faris : She is Siska,
Muplih’s….. ex-target girl
Siska : Don’t say like that
Faris. Umm.. Sorry I’m just a friend
Faris : Okay I’m Sorry Siska
Dessy : So, why you leave Muplih?
Siska : Emm.. I don’t want to
explain that
Dessy : Okay, I’m sorry
Siska : So, what do you want to order?
Faris : What do you want to eat Dessy?
Dessy : How about you Faris?
Faris : You first Dessy
Dessy : No! You first!
Faris : I don’t want!
Dessy : So do I. I also don’t want!
Faris : Ladies first please....come on Dessy!
Siska : Oh Damn! So what
do you want to eat?????? Don’t be complicated like this!
Faris : How about fried noodle?
Dessy : No, I don’t like noodle.
Faris : How about fried rice? Do you want it?
Dessy : Hmmmm okayy I want
Faris : Okay 2 fried rice please.
Siska : And how about your
drink?
Dessy : Just
Melon syrup, please..
Faris : Okay 2 fried rice and 2 ice tea please.
Siska : but excusme, sir..
do you want fried rice with eggs or with saurage?
Faris : I
want fried rice with egg
Siska : how about the eggs?
Do you want it well done or medium?
Faris : I prefer it will done.
Siska : Ok, well done with
pepper or without pepper.
Faris : without pepper, of course
Siska : ok, how about the
rice, sir? Do you want the white rice or the red rice?
Faris : oh, god!! Demi Tuhan!! (beat the
table) just give us our order, wil you?
Siska : oh.. ok ok sir.
Please wait..
Dessy : harry up!!! I’m very very hungry...
(Meanwhile)
Muplih : (out from the bathroom)
AAAHHHHH....finally......
*Suddenly there is
someone knock the door
Muplih : Yes, wait a
minute (open the door)
Muplih : Yes, who are you looking for?
Nurul : Is there faris?
Muplih : Faris? He is gone. Hmm.. wait a minute I’m forget. (calling faris)
Muplih : Yes, who are you looking for?
Nurul : Is there faris?
Muplih : Faris? He is gone. Hmm.. wait a minute I’m forget. (calling faris)
*While faris and dessy
sitting together with happiness
Dessy : Faris , there’s someone calling you. Pick
up your phone !
Faris : (looking dessy)
Dessy : Faris.. Do you listen to me?
Faris : You are so beautiful Des.
Dessy : Don’t be like that ris. Please pick up your phone now !
Faris : Oh.. Hello..
Muplih : I think you have fun with her, won’t you? Go back home now !
Faris : How stingy you are!
Faris : (looking dessy)
Dessy : Faris.. Do you listen to me?
Faris : You are so beautiful Des.
Dessy : Don’t be like that ris. Please pick up your phone now !
Faris : Oh.. Hello..
Muplih : I think you have fun with her, won’t you? Go back home now !
Faris : How stingy you are!
Muplih : Someone is looking for you.
Faris : Who?
Muplih : I don’t know, go home now!
Faris : Okay I will go home now.
Muplih : Don’t ever touch dessy. Understand?
Faris : Yes , I understand, but you must pay Dessy’s food to me.
Muplih : Don’t ever touch dessy. Understand?
Faris : Yes , I understand, but you must pay Dessy’s food to me.
(ending the call)
Faris : Muplih call me that we must go home now.
Dessy : Let we eat this food first, remember? The
important thing is Eat!
Faris : Yeah, you already said that.
(back to Nurul)
Muplih : Sorry, You
ask about Faris? Faris is going out now
Nurul : he is going with a girl,right?
Muplih : Yes, she is going with Dessy. And
who are you?
Nurul : Aaaaaaahhh........Faris is my
boyfriend. And I come to here to ask him about our relationship. What annoying
person!
Muplih : Oohh, just
come in, he will go home in a moment.
Nurul : When? He really makes me hurt.
Muplih : It’s okay, by the way what is your name?
Nurul : My name is Nurul. What’s your problem?
Muplih : (touch
Nurul’s shoulder) No, just be patient Nurul.
Nurul : Why you touch me? What? Patient? Do you
think it easy to be patient?
Muplih : Okay I’m
sorry Nurul...I’m sorry.
Nurul : What? Sorry? Where is my drink? I really
want to drink now.
Muplih : Okay okay Nurul (poker face)
(And Faris arrive at the house)
Nurul : Faris?
Faris : Nurul? Why are you here?
Nurul
: I think I must ask you, Why did you go out with the other girl?
Faris
: What? She is only my friend Nurul!
Nurul : A friend? And after that she is your new girlfriend?
Faris
: Why do you think like that?
Nurul :
I don’t believe with you Faris!
Faris :
You must trust me Nurul!
Nurul
: NO! YOU! ME! END!
Faris
: But...............Nurul.........
Dessy
: And you Muplih! Why you and her together in this house?
Muplih : Des, listen to me first Dessy!
Dessy
: Ohh come on, forget it Muplih! You are a stingy person.
Muplih : But Dessy
......................................don’t leave me Dessy!
Dessy : whatever.. I don’t care with you..
Muplih : dessy..please... don’t go..
Meanwhile Dessy and Nurul choose leaving them
Muplih : And this is really bad Ris.
Faris :
Yes, my girlfriend leave me.
Muplih : And my target girl is go away.......again....
Faris : Of course Muplih, just be
patient (poker face)
Muplih : Huft...
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